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The Magical Mystical Witch: Keeper of the Hidden Treasure Trove

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May. 17th, 2007 | 05:53 pm
location: TARDIS
mood: aggravatedaggravated
music: SHA-lalalalaetc...

Thats right, my mother has turn-ed into the magical mystical witch: keeper of the hidden treasure trove... Yes we moved house, and now only SHE knows where everything is ferreted. The whole under the house area is her domain, and every time you go down there everything has shifted around.

I actually thought the house was haunted by the ghosts of giant fussy rats because at night you'd hear shuffling and thumping from downstairs late into the night after everyone had gone to bed. One night, however, I plucked up my courage and snuck down there where the strangest sight greeted my eyes, mum, having earlier gone to bed, had snuck downstairs and was, using her super human strength, moving around the spare furniture and cupboards etc... even the piano. There's no point reasoning with her either!

She has taken ALL the stuff, and hidden it amongst the debree downstairs, and it's impossible to find anything you want. It's like she wants to be the Magical mystical witch keeper of the hidden treasure trove of all my stuff, and then if anyone needs anything they have to ask her first.

She pisses me off no end! I've been living here over a month, and no two weeks is anything in the same bloody place! If I'm not careful, I'll go to the toilet in the dark some night only to find it's changed places with the piano or something. *sighs* well I had to get that outta my system *smiles*
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