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Dec. 13th, 2006 | 10:04 pm
location: TARDIS, Mt, Nebo
mood: depresseddepressed

Well at the moment I feel like shit. And thats just for starters. tomorrow, I'm going camping!

I love camping, it's my favourite activity. Who in their right mind wouldn't love camping ... with the outside of doors and the inside of doors merging as one, and each of your family members sleeping a maximum of 2 centimeters away from you at all times! what could be more fun than spending all day cut off from real society and to be forced to have family fun? of course, to TRULY enjoy camping, you first have to remove your brain, but the opperation is painless, and afterwards you enjoy all manner of things... Camping... family time... indegestion... ripping off your own limbs and rubbing salt into the wounds, yep... all good fun.

Have you ever wondered why the great out doors was called the GREAT out doors? I have. It doesn't seem so great to me, unless of course we're talking in the sense of the out of doors grating on my nerves. There's mozzies, rain, wind, camp food, cranky family members. WHO WAS THE INVENTOR OF CAMPING!? some fucking GENIUS thought, hey, lets all sit outside on ROCKS under a bed sheet and sing songs around a fire while the insects gnaw little holes in our bodies. and everyone said YES, THAT IS A GOOD IDEA! NO! I'm here to tell you now, it is a BAD idea... I can't stress that ENOUGH! *is screaming the words into the moniter in near hysteria*

Anyway, I'm now taking a deep breath, and moving away from the subject of camping. but my prompt to blog was partly the fact I probably wont have contact with the internet till around this time next week, and partly because delicate_lie commented on my other blog. Mostly I just feel depressed. it isn't good to blog when ur depressed because it comes out all emo etc. well thats all for now I guess. just before I start nibbling my own ears into tiny shreds because of my frustrations, I would like to anounce now ...

I AM NOT A BANANA PEEL! you can't treat me like a banana peel because I am NOT one! I refuse to live in the compost bin and you CAN'T MAKE ME!

well, now I have that out of my system I can sleep easier. H'OK!

BTW. is that enough spacing 4 u delicate_lie? and my icons do so show emotion. This is my bored one, see? he's PLAYING SOLITARE! even though I dont feel bored, it's my best example.
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Delicate Lie

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from: delicate_lie
date: Dec. 13th, 2006 01:02 pm (UTC)
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Camping? Lmfao. No, no that isn't funny. Camping is a very wserious problem. The inventor should be killed, chopped into little pieces and made into mulch. Luckily, I have never been forced to do this think of which you speak, unless you count grade eight camp... I don't. No, not "I don't count it as camping" its a "I don't count it because the trauma of the event made all memory of it dissapear (other then the recognition of it taking place). Thank god.

I AM NOT A BANANA PEEL! you can't treat me like a banana peel because I am NOT one! I refuse to live in the compost bin and you CAN'T MAKE ME!


... Rach... you are a banana peel...

is that enough spacing 4 u delicate_lie?

Yes, this is perfect, thank you. *brushes invisiable lint off shoulder*

my icons do so show emotion. This is my bored one, see? he's PLAYING SOLITARE! even though I dont feel bored, it's my best example.

Lol! You make me laugh. Yes, I supose that is a good exapmle of emotion. I must not ahve been looking hard enough. Silly me. Heh. And with all of that... you get the Sam and Jack comfort icon. Because you need it. Clearly. *pets you*


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Delicate Lie

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from: delicate_lie
date: Dec. 13th, 2006 01:05 pm (UTC)
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and yes. Serious is spelt with a w infront of it... it's always been that way...

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The Master

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from: rach_the_whit
date: Dec. 13th, 2006 01:11 pm (UTC)
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:P Awww but you know I love ur spelling. I think you should start a new dictionary, then make an electronic version, then give that to mrs mclennon, and that'll REALLY screw her up *bursts into hysterics* thanx for the comfort too, it's apreciated. I will think of the fact that you commented and replied the night before I had to go camping to remind myself that there is someone out there who cares.

(not enough to come and rescue me in a helicopter though, I NOTICE) but thanx.

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Delicate Lie

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from: delicate_lie
date: Dec. 13th, 2006 01:17 pm (UTC)
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I think you should start a new dictionary, then make an electronic version, then give that to mrs mclennon, and that'll REALLY screw her up

Roflmao! Omg that is too funny! Can you imagine her, telling all her little classes that "this is the best thing in the world! Look, when I want to spell wserious, it comes up right there. See? wserious." Ahh... that's amusing.

there is someone out there who cares.


Aww... that's so sweet... :) When you find them, you remember to come and tell me. That'll be a big day for you. lol. *jokes*

not enough to come and rescue me in a helicopter though, I NOTICE

*pulls out new helicoptor lerners licence.* Yes, that's right, I've been busy in the last few fews. *peers out window into courtyard at shiney new helicopter* ... now if only I knew someone with an open licence that could go with me... *fiddles with L Plates* damn...

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